The Professional’s Floor Standing Magnifier Lamp - $279.95 So really what this should be called is “The I’m Too Proud To Buy Glasses, and I am Blind, Magnifier Lamp”. Seriously, who is stupid enough to spent 300 bucks on an oversized embarrassing contraption of this nature? I mean really are you going to buy glasses so you can read, or are you going to buy an extra seat next to you on the plane for your fucking giant magnify glass? Me, I’ll be buying some Moscots.